Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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