I hate all girls vehemently.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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