Michael Bay diarrhea
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
