ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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