he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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