You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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