I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
