Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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