Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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