I'm gonna have a badass scar
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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