You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I looked at my own cervix.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
