She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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