butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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