I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You're like the curious george of whores
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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