Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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