We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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