do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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