just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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