I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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