I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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