i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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