Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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