its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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