hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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