Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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