Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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