check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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