Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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