dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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