yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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