i don't like sucking hair
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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