It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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