woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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