I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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