So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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