I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
