HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
