i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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