Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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