Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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