apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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