i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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