I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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