you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
MIDGETS
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His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
