Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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