Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
a search helicopter?!
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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