Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
