i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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