Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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