girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Randomize
